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Old 08-23-2017, 11:35 AM   #161
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That elevator video was hilarious!
Not really a joke, but I found it funny. My friend thought he had a rat in his kitchen. Turns out it was a raccoon and it walked off with his pen. He looked in the kitchen and saw it (thinking a rat was in there) and the raccoon had his pen and just looked at him. He opened the front door and the raccoon just moseyed on out with the pen.
And he couldn't tell which raccoon because it was wearing a mask?


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Woman walks by the bathroom, sees man standing on scale sucking in his stomach.

She says " That is not going to help".
He says " Sure it does, It's the only way that I can see the numbers
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.

He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."

The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."
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A friend of mine posted this one so I screenshotted it and obscured her name for her privacy.
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Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: only one; but she has to do it while you are eating dinner.
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